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INTERVIEWER
I would indulge in a Barbara Walters moment because I happen to know that you are a football fan.
FAGLES
Who’s a football fan?
INTERVIEWER
You are!
FAGLES
Can’t keep any secrets.
INTERVIEWER
It would be great to work a fantasy football team out of the Iliad and the Odyssey.
FAGLES
Out of the Iliad and the Odyssey? Good. I know who’d be thrown off the team as captain. Agamemnon. He’s a disaster as a leader! Achilles is the best broken-field runner. And the one I’d most like as a coach is Penelope. Good at tactics, better at building morale, emotional when it counts. I don’t mean to be gallant. I’m not half-kidding.
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