Three hot-eyed kids hard on a fix’s heels.
Enraged that the cash he had on him was small,
Did in James Edmondson, famed vaudeville’s
Professor Backwards. Three slugs through the skull
Closed his great act, the Gettysburg Address
About he’d switch and backwards redeliver—
Transposed perfectly them at back hurl he’d
Out called crowd the in hecklers any whatever.