Two muscle men stand face to face
in a large field and begin an Olympic insult contest.

The sky is blue and gold like a Swedish flag
and one calls the other a creep.

They look like peacocks in their colorful sporting gear
and the other calls the first one a sad shit.

People stop on their way home from work to watch.
An enterprising young man opens up a beer concession,
and the first one calls the other one a fart head.